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Dear Spring

You're not that great.

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Emily Mall
May 10, 2024
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Dear Spring,

You suck.

While I am grateful that the world is no longer a lack-luster brown and that eventually your tiny baby leaves provide shade from the hot summer sun, it is miserable to endure y…

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